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Do your nosehairs reach your lips?

Used to ask or imply someone is stupid or shortsighted
Jay, you thought you could beat Nich in Soul Caliber? Do your nosehairs reach your lips?
by Alberich69 August 23, 2022
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bitch lips

Noun, plural. Colloquial term for the labia i.e. the lips of the vagina.
Loretta walks around in a too-short skirt and a too-small thong so that all the guys can see her skanky bitch lips hanging out.
by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks August 7, 2008
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slug lips

australian: a woman that has had too much botox or collagen injected into her lips thus giving them the appearance of two slugs mating.
1."looks like old slug lips has overdone the botox again"

2."went to the casino the other night - faaarkin hairy old slug lips everywhere"
by gibbalatte October 31, 2012
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Liisa

Liisa is the most beautiful person you can ever meet. She’s always positive and supporting. He has lots of friends and she loves them. She falls in love very easy, but she never tells it. She is smart, wise and don’t care about what others think. She has a sexy body and every boy wants it. She has a good style. She has her bright side, but dark side as well. If she loves someone, she shows it to everyone. If you’re lucky, maybe Liisa would date you.
Hey, i’m going out with Liisa.
Omg, with Liisa?! You’re so lucky!!!
by Bart Simphason June 13, 2018
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frosty lips

a) when a girl wears shiny pale colored lipstick making her lips luscious and frosty.

b) a girl with very cold lips

c) when a girl is doming you up nice and juicy-like and asks for your load on her face, and then proceeds to forget what is on her lips, she is said to have frosty lips
a) Paula Abdul - Randy says "Damn, Paula, your lips are lookin' so luscious-like. You got some frosty-ass lips, dawgg!"

b) "Dude, Becca's got some frosty fuckin' lips, gave me shivers." "..... She's dead man..."

c) "Lia, dear, what is that on your lips?" "Oh, shit, I got some frosty lips!"
by Webster and Oxford September 21, 2009
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linsanity

The rage over the Knicks' starting point guard Jeremy Lin who spontaneously stunned the world with his amazing underdog story. He's become an icon for people everywhere, and is drawing widespread attention over the racial boundaries surrounding him and his astounding playing skill. Is one of the more popular "lin-" terms created by the media. Others include "lincredible" or "linning".
Did you see that Knicks-Lakers game? It really gave me some Linsanity.

I'm really gettin' some Linsanity watching Jeremy play.
by embeab April 27, 2012
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putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig
by Scoundrel August 10, 2004
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