Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

improvise

what i do when theres no clean dishes by taking the one with the least spots.

i didnt do the dishes for a week and i want coffee so im gonna improvise.

by nobody else here September 26, 2017

Improvised Explosive Curry

IEC's are used by our friends in the funny hats... They are not quite as complex as IED's (Improvised Explosive Device) which is used by our friends in the middle east, because the funny hat people dont have the technological advancements yet. If you were to ever get in your car and an IEC went of, possible side effects include rashes, funny smell, and death.

Muslim 1 - "Holy Sh*t dude! That Durga just blew up an Improvised Explosive Curry bomb. Allah! If they start using those on us we have no chance of our Jihad raids."

Muslim 2 - "Too bad we don't know how to use curry like that."

by The Guptanator January 11, 2009

Improvised explosive advice

Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.

She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.

by lovelyspam September 8, 2011

improvised weapon

Any object or tool used as melee weapon. Examples: baseball bats, glass bottles, bricks, pens, pencils, kitchen knives, bar chairs, etc...

This guy stab my friend with a broken glass bottle. It's a dangerous improvised weapon.

by Alex Ferrana January 22, 2017

simprovised

Simprovised (shortened "simp")
Is a person whose thoughts are so simple, that regular human is unable to understand them so he has to improvise in order to communicate with such a person.

A: U gt do it lika dat.
B: What?
A: Y r u not der...
B: Don´t talk like simprovised

by x1asf2354asd March 29, 2020

wimprovise

To invent creative alternatives in frightening/humiliating situations, instead of actually showing some backbone to bullies and manipulators.

Before he got da confidence to stand up for himself, George McFly always hadda wimprovise conflict-solutions when dealing with Biff and other meanies like him.

by QuacksO March 16, 2020