TV channel that markets itself towards women with too much time on their hands. Usually, severely biased vs. men, portraying us as either incompetant, weak, evil/corrupt, abusive, or any combination/alteration of the preceding. Usually portrays women as perfect, and if there happens to be a female antagonist, you can definitely tell she's effed up in the dome. Hillary Clinton's personal campaign aid for her upcoming 2008 election. Don't Vote Clinton.
Nobody should watch lifetime.
Lifetime is Hillary's tool.
Curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.
Lifetime is Hillary's tool.
Curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.
by upncomingbigpimpingbloodbettarecognize November 30, 2005
Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 26, 2005
Television for women who enjoy eating ice cream (and feeling guilty about it) and complaining about men not putting down the toilet seat. Really, is it that hard to put it down yourself?
Oooh have you seen that Lifetime Original Movie about the woman who gets breast cancer, then gets raped by her boss?
by Jaaacob July 29, 2006
A term used to explain the times when you girlfriend or wife continues to talk to you about a "important" issue you really don't give a shit about.
Friend 1: "I was so pissed last night man, she was just lifetiming the fuck out of me after work!"
Friend 2: "About what dude?"
Friend 1" "Hell if I know I wasn't paying attention"
Friend 2: "About what dude?"
Friend 1" "Hell if I know I wasn't paying attention"
by El Barbo August 27, 2010
A channel that showcases white people doing stupid, sick, crude, weird, crazy things, including suburban secrets type of situations and the opposite of what minorities do.
On Lifetime, I have seen a movie "Perfect Husband: The Scott Peterson Story", one movie that deals with a victim being abused as a child, a father who's a perverted pig, alcoholic redneck inbred wifebeating husband who's also mean to his children, kids doing drugs, a sick man arrested for sex-related offenses such as child molestation or kiddie porn (John Mark Karr), killing a child (Richard Allen Davis), killing a wife (Scott Peterson), killing their own relatives, Yearning for Zion Ranch in Texas in 2008 where women and children were abused, incest, etc. To put it in a simpler way, this is what you get when you put together Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Melrose Place, Desperate Housewives, City Confidential, Silk Stalkings and Suburban Secrets. Things you NEVER see in the real movies, except for Monster, the biopic of serial killer Eileen Wournos. There was no movie about Richard Allen Davis or John Mark Karr, but those names are used as examples of the sick things that happen. Lifetime channel is somewhat of an exploitation channel.
by A brutha frum da ghetto July 11, 2008
by Criostoir Hulme December 8, 2005
I am flying to Cleveland to take job cleaning gum off sidewalks; it's going to be the ride if a lifetime, the trip if a lifetime and the job of a lifetime all rolled into one!!
by Kroenig September 11, 2019