Captain lifesaver is the best person ever. The best drawer. Captain lifesaver has the best personality ever. He knows what to tell you or send to you exactly when you need it. He’s perfect.
by Mystery1813 June 9, 2019
Get the Captain lifesaver mug.the chewy yummy delicious fruit flavored candy we all love. Little and round with a hole in the middle. Solve all problems. They come in many flavors, but now I am eating WILD BERRY flavor. mmmmmm... satify your taste buds today.
Brad: Hey honey I know that we are having a hard time now, but try some lifesavors.
Angela: Fine. (brief pause when she puts candy into mouth) mmmmmm that is good!!
Brad: I told you so
Angela: Come here honey buns!!
(They embrace and live happily ever after)
Angela: Fine. (brief pause when she puts candy into mouth) mmmmmm that is good!!
Brad: I told you so
Angela: Come here honey buns!!
(They embrace and live happily ever after)
by breathdeeply April 12, 2009
Get the lifesavors mug.Related Words
A sexual act when several females with different colored lipsticks give a man oral sex at different levels of his shaft, leaving behind a rainbow of rings. Visually similar to the candy life savers
That was the best anniversary gift ever. My wife got all her friends to give me a lifesaver. Taste the rainbow!!
by Spkdamonkey December 4, 2016
Get the Lifesaver mug.by habib patel January 31, 2009
Get the lifesaver mug.by TPB in Big D February 4, 2009
Get the lifesaver holder mug.by Yo_chill.girl April 2, 2018
Get the Lifesaver mug.Friend 1: Oh darn it! I forgot my wallet, would you mind paying for my lunch?
Friend 2: I will buy you lunch
Friend 1: Oh WOW you're so awesome, I am forever in your debt. You are such a LifeSaver!
Friend 2: I will buy you lunch
Friend 1: Oh WOW you're so awesome, I am forever in your debt. You are such a LifeSaver!
by ace513dish September 10, 2019
Get the LifeSaver mug.