Language (Literature And Lexicon)

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by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013

Lexican

A quality of bird by which it doesn't fall by flying, despite the hardships it faces along the way.

John is as dedicated as a lexican to his work

by Oxford Team June 19, 2019

lexiconartist

1. a person who regularly invents or reinvents words and attempts to circulate these words among the masses

2. a regular contributor to The Urban Dictionary

Because of her lexiconartist ways, she made it a personal goal to convince as many people as possible that the definition of "penultimate" was actually "the most ultimate" because, to her, it seemed more befitting.

by acantakeheron May 24, 2009

lexicographer

One who writes dictionary definitions (or, in the case of this site, definitions and opinions).

Lexicographers gather at Urban Dictionary.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

Lexicop

a person who uses refined vocabulary with correct grammar and constantly browse through pages to reply to people's spelling mistakes(!) (in forums, facebook, chatrooms, etc.)

Lexicops on the information highway constantly browse through pages to reply to people who have terrible grammar and spelling form. Unlike the grammar nazis, lexicops do not act on their compulsive behavior. They are the very offical naysayers of The Universal Grammar Society. Grammar Nazis are not.

by kelamist September 14, 2018

Lexican

Mexington Mexican from Lexington

She got that STD from a Lexican.

by TV Dinner May 31, 2019