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Levittown Shoe Polish

When you get ketchup (or any other low class condiment) on your shoe.
Oh man, these Ale House sliders are dope. Whoops, got some Levittown Shoe Polish in my Timberlands.
by Fortytwenty January 19, 2015
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Highland Park-Levittown

One of the most wonderful sections in Levittown Pennsylvania. Where there are no 4 way intersections every street name starts with an H and everyone that lives here is white.

Its all white people. EVERY single person is white. Im not kidding If there is a minority they are lost or they are cutting though.

most of the kids here either smoke alot of weed drink alot of beers or do some type of drug because they think its the most boring place to live. they mostly think they are from philly driving rice burners (mostly civics) they want to add turbos and other expensive shit that their parents buy them and brag about racing and they never do. Also they graffiti thinking they are really good. And they always have car meets in the local shopping plaza while they sit there idling their cars talking smoking and doing nothing.

also most of our houses have weird special windows that normal air conditioners cant fit into
Highland Park-Levittown

Salesman-since you cant buy normal air conditioners because you have vertical windows that slide side to side you have to buy this overly expensive custom air conditioner

Buyer-Fuck......
by Wikedjuggal0 June 15, 2011
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The Levittown Crockpot

When your about to eat out an ugly bitch, and her pussy smells so bad you have to vomit inside of it to make it taste exquisite.
“Yo, did you go out with that chick last night?”

“Yea cuh, but her pussy tasted like my dad’s hemorrhoids so, you know I had to give her The Levittown Crockpot.”
by dennis_the_menace2 March 31, 2026
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gabs lewitton

Gabs Lewitton is a tiktok star. Her full name is Gabriela Romi Lewitton, she is born in South Africa (Cape Town). She is known for dancing on ‘Tiktok’ and has an Instagram called ‘gabi.lewitton’. Her fandom name is Cocoflies.
“Have u heard about that Gabs Lewitton girl?”
“Yes! Her dancing is sick!”
by caca poo November 8, 2020
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lewistown

lewistown montana
by shorty-florenica-92_XD December 16, 2008
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lewistown

the vortex of hell, located in a shitty area of montana.
welcome to lewistown where u will loose your soul.
by Soul-less in Montana February 23, 2009
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Lewistown, PA

A classical suburban hellhole located directly beneath the big brown shitstain on your map of Pennsylvania, known for it's extended use of bupes (once Heroin) and the red-blooded conservative bastards who illogically hate the Mexicans because of it.

Lewistown is occupied primarilly by pretentious, white, protestant, xenophobic, working-class individuals who have no clue what the word "xenophobic" means. The local high school students have begun to take pride in their football team's unbelievable losing streak.

See also, "what State College pooped out after a potentially death-defying binge of Taco Bell feasts."
A typical conversation in Lewistown, PA:

- "Gee, I sure hate those Goddamn Mexicans."
- "Yeah, they come up here and steal our jawbs down at the chicken plant.. Goddamn spicks."
- "Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Let's go shoot up some heroin!"
- "Awright, as long as you didn't buy it from no Goddamn beaners."
by Mussman! December 4, 2009
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