Letterbox sniffer

Someone who goes around sniffing stranger's letterboxes or bodily parts hoping to get a whiff of pheromones and/or sex.

This is often followed by a lewd or suggestive proposition and often results in violence and/or arrest.

See also crotchsniffer, sexpest and peeping tom

"What's wrong with Jo tonight?"
"She's rampant, sniffing out anything she can."
"Geez, what a letterbox sniffer"

by Jockchick December 18, 2011

Letterboxing

Hiding behind your letterbox, ready to give blowjobs to those who pop their cock through

I spent the afternoon letterboxing, my knees are shot!

by Master-GWR February 10, 2022

Letterbox

When u beat ur knob head with a tenderiser untill its flat, u lay on ur side and penetrate ur mrs so it looks like ur delivering a letter. U must shout "Postman Pat has delivered" as u climax for added effect. Bonus points if its an interracial threesome as it will create the illusion that jess the cat is there with u

"Ayo u wanna letterbox tonight?"

by Dragomir The Goat May 8, 2021

dead letterbox

Where a letter ends up when it is undelieverable, by postal definition, the dead letterbox.

I can't deliever this letter so stick it in the dead letterbox.

by mspenguin November 1, 2006

Letterboxing

Driving around to people houses that you dislike or random which ever suits you. with a bat preferable baseball bat a metal one. and smashing there letter box into peices.

pat: doing anythnig tonight?
peta: nah, nothing planned
pat: sweet lets go "letterboxing"

by Dal.-[rawr].x January 10, 2008

letterbox

The person whos width of their forehead is exaggerated.

Christina Ricci.
That bitch is has a letterbox.

by letterboxlife October 29, 2014

Letterboxing

The act of a queer person pretending to be cishet in certain situations, (e.g the workplace) to avoid homophobia and/or transphobia. Usually not closeted to themselves or close friends.

Man 1: Hey, so I’m actually a trans man, not a cis man like I let you all assume.

Man 2: It’s cool dude. You know, I’m…I’m actually bi. Anyone else here letterboxing?
*a few others slowly raise their hands*

by Corvus_ July 28, 2021