stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

by C February 24, 2004

chew an apple through a letterbox

somebody with buck teeth

he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox

by quotinglammy February 20, 2009

Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

Feed the dog through the letterbox

To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.

I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.

by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 9, 2009

fleshy letterbox

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina

I cant wait to stick my meat in her fleshy letterbox!

by the drinker of the furry cup December 2, 2009

Letterboxing

The act of a queer person pretending to be cishet in certain situations, (e.g the workplace) to avoid homophobia and/or transphobia. Usually not closeted to themselves or close friends.

Man 1: Hey, so I’m actually a trans man, not a cis man like I let you all assume.

Man 2: It’s cool dude. You know, I’m…I’m actually bi. Anyone else here letterboxing?
*a few others slowly raise their hands*

by Corvus_ July 28, 2021

spitting in her letterbox

Climaxing with very little ejaculate

As I’d already blown my load in her mouth, when I finished actual intercourse it was like spitting in her letterbox.

by Mr Rusty July 18, 2022