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Green Lentil

1) secret ingredience often used by austrians as a afrodisiacum.
2) Green lentil soup = Café Weidinger's dish served on a (first date/Thursdays)
"Got any cool secrets about green lentils you feel like sharing?"
by otteich4 May 22, 2018
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Lentildo

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019
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lentini-vision

Watching a High Definition TV with all of the High Definition equipment but viewing the Standard Definition Channel.
My friend experienced lentini-vision while watching the baseball game on his new plasma HDTV and wondered why he couldn't see so good.
by Liver lips January 13, 2008
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LettiLady

1. A woman of selfless, accountable standards who changes from within to help others in the time of need
2. A generational curse and cycle stopper

3. A woman of incredible strength who is the definition of a miracle worker
I would definitely hire a LettiLady like that
One day, I will raise my daughter to be a LettiLady
Oh she's such a LettiLady, you can count on her
by LettiLadyLove March 14, 2022
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lenties

1. Crunchy roasted lentils
2. A brand of lentil snacks
I made myself some lenties. They came out pretty good, but i'll probably just stick to buying them from Lenties.
by Leonard Tillerson July 22, 2019
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Tender Lentils

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'
"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"
by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021
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lenticular

Creates the illusion of depth or the ability to show image moving when viewing a print material through an lenticular lense
3d print lenticular printing lenticular
by printit April 13, 2012
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