legitimatastic

(Adj.) A combination of something being legit and fantastic. Utterly ridiculously amazing.

1. Can you believe all this snow we are getting? Snowboarding tomorrow is going to be legitimatastic!
2. He's the most legitimatastic rapper of all time.
3. Those peanut butter chocolate Rice Krispie treats are legitimatastic!

by VP4Life February 12, 2010

legitimate_garbage

entp guy fucking obsessed with mbti that slanders estjs

1). Hey! Have you seen legitimate_garbage new video?
2.) Yah, he was complaining again abt estjs
1.) Wdym they r kinda hot 🤤
2.) No

by jwjdjsjsjkajs June 15, 2021

Legitimate Rape

Legitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which upon penis having entry into the vagina, a mutated tiger shark with a laser beam attached to its head jumps out of the vulva and viciously attacks the male genitalia.

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut the whole thing down." - Todd Akin

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012

Legitimate

-adj

1) Lawfully correct, legal.

2) Justified, not un-called for

4) Something very, very true

3) used to describe something in the utmost of truthiness or maybe something SO FRIKKIN DAMN AWESOME , see sick,sweet, telk, or godly

also see legit

The cash was legitimate.

It was a legitimate insult.

Twilight sucks, and you know it.

boy1-"check out what i scored tonight!"
boy2-"That Is Legitimate."

by jschoo May 10, 2009

Legitimate Political Discourse

When you're too much of a wimp to condemn a coup attempt because those rich MAGAt rioters also vote for you.

90%+ of republican politicians: “Those Washington DC and Michigan state rioters?! Pfff… thats just legitimate political discourse!”

by NorCalLefty February 11, 2022

legitomite

Something that is clearly not genuine, yet is passed off as such. Such statements or claims are bolstered with absurd credentials that are patently false and easily disproved.

I am a legitomite inventor. I invented chairs, clouds and the concept of irony. You can check my references with the Bureau of All Things Legitomite.

by met2art April 17, 2011

Legitimidget

An honest to god Legitimate Midget, with a big head, short legs/arms and a long torso. Not just a very small/short person

Hey, don't bag on that legitimidget for stealing that handicapped spot! He has no choice but to be nose level with assholes for the rest of his life!

by ryeguythefryguy September 12, 2010