Legitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which upon penis having entry into the vagina, a mutated tiger shark with a laser beam attached to its head jumps out of the vulva and viciously attacks the male genitalia.
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1) Lawfully correct, legal.
2) Justified, not un-called for
4) Something very, very true
3) used to describe something in the utmost of truthiness or maybe something SO FRIKKIN DAMN AWESOME , see sick,sweet, telk, or godly
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1) Lawfully correct, legal.
2) Justified, not un-called for
4) Something very, very true
3) used to describe something in the utmost of truthiness or maybe something SO FRIKKIN DAMN AWESOME , see sick,sweet, telk, or godly
also see legit
The cash was legitimate.
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by jschoo May 10, 2009
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90%+ of republican politicians: “Those Washington DC and Michigan state rioters?! Pfff… thats just legitimate political discourse!”
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Get the Legitimate Political Discourse mug.Most women are running around hoping some neanderthal will force his will on them. The very few who don't really want it are the legitimate rape vicims. (Todd Akin, R-Mo)
A Republican representative has said that women don't become pregnant if they are the victim of legitimate rapewhile explaining his anti-abortion views on TV.
Todd Akin, a nominee for Senate in Missouri, also told the Jaco Report that it was rare for a woman to become pregnant after being raped because the 'female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down'.
The GOP senate hopeful was explaining his no-exception rule when it comes to abortion.
Todd Akin, a nominee for Senate in Missouri, also told the Jaco Report that it was rare for a woman to become pregnant after being raped because the 'female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down'.
The GOP senate hopeful was explaining his no-exception rule when it comes to abortion.
by OptimisticSoutherner August 20, 2012
Get the legitimate rape mug.An extremely inappropriate way saying that a specific incidence of rape has been investigated and determined to have occurred in an illegal manner.
“If it’s legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down,” Todd Akin explained to a St. Louis TV station in 2012 before losing his race for US Senate.
Todd Akin went on to claim that if the female body does not shut down and a baby is born it will be a special little child.
Todd Akin gave the following example: “I had a number of people in my campaign that were children…who were conceived in rape.”
Todd Akin went on to claim that if the female body does not shut down and a baby is born it will be a special little child.
Todd Akin gave the following example: “I had a number of people in my campaign that were children…who were conceived in rape.”
by mlhiss May 17, 2019
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synonyms: respect
synonyms: respect
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I am told by a green box with blue text that I 'should include the word being defined' and that is unofficially legitimate enough to me.
I am told by a green box with blue text that I 'should include the word being defined' and that is unofficially legitimate enough to me.
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