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Left Eye Mafia 

Left eye mafia is a name for the exclusive club of people with a scar on or around their left eye
Did you hear mason got in a car accident?

Yea, but it wasn't too bad. He only got hurt on the left side of his face and will have a scar.

Yo he's left eye mafia now!
Left Eye Mafia by JackinNOLM June 7, 2025

funneh's left eye lash 

you probably know her from twitter,SHE SCARY AS HECC,watch ur windows to catch an eyelash b4 going to bed kids!

(ill probably be ded for posting this)
idk just tag @FunnnehsEyeLash on twitter and funneh's left eye lash will maybe reply maybe reply

Lopey Left Eye

When your older male friend can no longer see out of his left eye because of receiving a high speed shot of ejaculate directly to his eyeball during his sexual experimentation days. The eye survives for several years until the effect of the impact makes it such that glasses can no longer serve a beneficial purpose.
Damn I got a hummer from that MILF Trudie last night and I'd been saving up my load all week. She didn't want to swallow so when I was about to finish I blasted my goo so hard at her eye I doubt she will be able to see in a few years. She gonna have that Lopey Left Eye.

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time
“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye

lose hearing in my left eye 

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.
“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward 

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward
React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward