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lescest

the act of female on female incest
julia enjoys lescest
by wenis6016 June 5, 2010
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Leicester NC

Leicester, ( IT'S Pronounced Les-Ter) Is a small town in North Carolina that stretches from Buncombe into Madison County. Starting in April 1829, a Post Office began operating in the area, then called Turkey Creek. Frontiersman Leicester Chapman purchased a tract of land in the area from the city of Asheville NC, becoming the Postmaster in 1852. Seven years later, Chapman renamed the area Leicester for the Earl of Leicester England, also his own namesake.
Person: Hey you goin' out tonight? Me: No, I gotta take a load of wood up to Granny's in Leicester NC (Les-Ter).
by #Country Boy With Swag August 22, 2012
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leicester fc

"An English football team that pulled off the greatest story that football ever told, seeing off 5000/1 odds to win the prem."

See also Jamie Vardy
Chat shit get banged
Jamie Vardy is having a party
AL: I think I'm gonna get laid tonight
Steve: You've got worse odds than Leicester fc
AL: Chat shit get banged
by ch4tsh1tg3tb4ng3d May 14, 2016
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leicester

leicester home to a good rugby team and an under acheiving football team. unlike other cities in the midlands (nottingham and birmingham) it is safe to walk through it with out body armour. once home to the legendary Martin O'Neil and Englebert Humperdinck lives nearby.
Leicester is the best city in the midlands.
by parappa April 25, 2005
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Leicester

beautiful city ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ the people are really nice and dont bark at you ๐Ÿ˜Š new parks is simply gorgg and beamont looks like heaven ๐Ÿ˜‡ b-town is so safe and the crime levels are low โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

(dont come to leicester.)
Leicesters a hellhole
by LLLhateyouallxx August 20, 2023
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leicester

Leicester is a pretty nice, safe place according to everyone else.

It isnt.

We're nick named Spit City, Chav Central and Illegal Immigrant Capital; all true. The ratio of outsiders to native Leicesterians is severly one sided to the former, which wouldnt really be a bad thing if they werent rude, didnt barter in department stores and actually learnt how to drive instead of stealing their drivers license out of a cereal box.

The roughest place is probably Braunestone, more specifically, 'Dodge'. Do not even get a bus through the place without having 999 dialed into your phone and your thumb above the call button, as you will not get through without some form of verbal and physical abuse.

Most of us have developed an inability to speak properly, now calling where we live 'Lesta' and using phrases such as 'thats bad man, init'. We have a huge teenage pregancy rate and I warn you not to go to any parks, as there is almost always someone being licked out or getting pregnant in a bush or on a bench of some description.

Most people are illiterate, reaching ages of up to 14 without even picking up a book that doesnt have pictures in or isnt Nuts. This results in the majority of people on council estates living off benefits, which is normaly fraudulant anyway.

Besides that, we gave England Gary Lineker, comprehensive schools, Leicester Tigers and finger print testing for the police, detectives, etc...the only half decent contribution to the country our little city has made
Please dont make me move to Leicester. I'll be spat on by chavs and gangsta wannabes.
by alltimeblow December 29, 2010
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Wring out the leeches

To 'Wring out the leeches' is to spend time solving a problem. Said problem will often 'suck the life' out of you- hence the use of leeches as the explanatory word for problem. Wringing out the leeches is also used to describe an impending argument over an issue with a mate. Phrase is said with much trepidation and detest for the action.
Carly: "Nana- it's GAME NIGHT! do you want to come to SigEp with me for Beirut"

Nana: "Oh, Carly! I can't! I've been having a few issues with my Man. We really need to wring out the leeches."

Carly: "Ouch, no wonder you've been so drained- All Right, we'll party next time"
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