These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the Laverne & Shirley mug.Hate her or like her, she’s a liar. Her fan base is a range of 8-12 year olds who she manipulated and lies to. She vapes in-front of her younger audience and shows inappropriate things.
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A sur-name most commonly affiliated with one with fantastic looks and somewhat questionable social skills. The latter is most commonly erased by the prior.
A Lavenstein is typically affluent, well-liked, and has an incredible body, but often puts his or her foot in his or her mouth. Also completely excusable by his or her charm and assets.
A Lavenstein is typically affluent, well-liked, and has an incredible body, but often puts his or her foot in his or her mouth. Also completely excusable by his or her charm and assets.
That chick was such a Lavenstein, I know she insulted me like 15 times, but I couldn't be mad while I was staring at that rack!
by MissV August 2, 2008
Get the Lavenstein mug.Z*e is a girl who would probbarly however out with Harry (Vtrustedharry).She is such a bad influence- srsly stop liking her-
Person A: I love Z*e Laverne! she is anazing!
Person B: Same!
Me:I will fucking steal Monokumas executions to kill u!
Person A: why?
Person B: Yeah why?
Me: She fucking likes a 13yr!Jeez 9yr today!
(No offence to 9yr)
Person B: Same!
Me:I will fucking steal Monokumas executions to kill u!
Person A: why?
Person B: Yeah why?
Me: She fucking likes a 13yr!Jeez 9yr today!
(No offence to 9yr)
by Pixelcandy November 16, 2020
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by Ihatezoelaverne December 14, 2019
Get the Zoe Laverne mug.Zoe Laverne is a girl that vapes, kissed a 13 year old, and grooms her pillow, is rasict and went live on Tiktok naked. She even made a rampage for herself saying 'I love Zoe Laverne she's my idol *groan*.
by anonymous December 29, 2020
Get the Zoe Laverne mug.A hoe who cheated, had sex while babysitting, bullied multiple fans, vaped, made sexual images, said the n word, flashed her live twice, her fans when to faking kidnapping “zonuts” or her fandom, told fans how to cut and vape, faked mental illness, held a gun to her head, which were choices and not mistakes, she also turned off her comments because she’a a pussy, and all in front of her extremely young fucked up audience. She is also as flat as a pancake.
by person with knowledge May 24, 2020
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