Lauri

Lauri’s are people that are loved by everyone.
The woman that everyone else wants to be like.
Always very charismatic.
Looks good in everything but she doesn't think so.
Usually the life of the party.
Lights up a room just by being there.
Healthy & very physically fit.
Totally sexy.
Great friend.
Grace under fire.
Loves sex and is an amazing lover!
Keeps men coming back for more...
That blonde bomshell must be a Lauri because she is amazing!
by Thomas Crownes March 04, 2009
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Laurie

Laurie is a name for a guy who is really sweet and caring and really fucking cute and has a POPPING body.
Elis : "Did you see that guy?"
Keira : " No."
Elis : " Oh he was such a Laurie. "
by DoraTheExploreYou November 17, 2018
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Laurie

Short for Laurence. In other words, not your sister's or girlfriend's name.

Typically a big hearted Irishman (or Italian) who fills a room with his charismatic energy, has a gift for the gab and the tendency to say, "give us another one", most often meaning: a drink, a joke, a song or a kiss.

An affable man with great intellect, quick wit and the ability to laugh at himself.

The kindest man you could know.
Laurie, what a guy.

That Laurie on the other side of the room is five pints in and tells a pretty lame joke but man, he can sing, and his kisses are as smooth as scotch and honey.

Saw a brilliant Laurie at the comedy club the other night. Dude, he kept laughing his own ass off.

Laurie? Yeah, I know him. Totally dece.
by gracekelly2012 January 01, 2012
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lauris

A girl who has a fetish for dwarfish people
John: That girl is such a Lauris
Matt: Yeah I heard she had one last night
by John Ezzy November 27, 2010
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Laurie

A hot babe with lots of friend he sure wants to fuck you
Hey did you hear Laurie wants to fuck you?! (Katie) Yeah I did!
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Laurie

a woman who will at first be a best mate, but once bored will discard you like a used bit of toilet paper.
A complete flirt and has the tendency to be a bit of a slut.
Person 1-Here mate what’s up with you haven’t been out in ages?

Person 2-its been 5 weeks mate Laurie's moved on to the next poor bastard.

Person 1-oh no suppose you wont not be getting any more invites to go out then. Was good knowing you.

Person 2-yea mate same have a good life
by you.know.who!!! May 26, 2011
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laurieing

to make people miss you because you are telling them you no longer going to be working with them and then tell them that you will stay at the job with no regard for the grief they went through.
"She said she was gonna leave this job and i totally cried but she ending up staying"

"dude she totally was laurieing you"
by Princec20 February 26, 2008
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