hippie lettuce

slang for pot, chronic, ganja, weed, the product, etc.

When we drove past the Phish concert, we caught a glimpse of about 12000 people in the parking lot burning the hippie lettuce.

by ricky roma November 18, 2003

lucifer's lettuce

a comical term for marijuana

bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."
(coughs)

by big baby jesus. September 22, 2007

Wet lettuce

someone who is a wuss. cries a lot, really sensitive and just a pussy in general. Real emotional and never takes risks. Always quiet.

person1: omg Sarah was crying in the bathroom again
person2:god she's such a fucking wet lettuce

by sluttydickwad October 5, 2020

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce

A god among men and a patron saint

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

by Luftwaffe big Jesus 6969 February 17, 2018

Crinkly Lettuce

An old lady's outer labia. An old woman's cunt.

Dave: She's a bit old for you isn't she.
Jim: That's alright, I like a bit of Crinkly Lettuce.

by Maomaor January 6, 2012

forest lettuce

hip slang term for pot/weed

trent: ey yo, you got that good forest lettuce?
renesmee: yeah dude, you want some?

by need a nap July 2, 2020

chest lettuce

The little bit of fuzz that pokes up through the unbuttoned collar of a hairy man's shirt. A vegetarian synonym for taco meat.

Bill is showing some serious chest lettuce in that cheesy disco shirt.

by DC Chupacabra September 22, 2009