Gaming Laptop

A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine

Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop

by ne0ooo March 10, 2022

Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.

"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."

by ossftw August 6, 2008

laptop war

The action of taking two working condition laptops and smashing them together until one is left still working.

Matthan and I had a laptop war the other day and now he has to buy a new laptop.

by Double CC August 8, 2008

Latonya

She is the definition of loyalty, kind, a sweetheart. She is very caring, nurturing, always a helper. Dedicated to the end. Very discerning and most likely correct. May be viewed to be gullable or naive but is neither. Very intelligent, smart and not easily fooled, tricked or manipulated; but is thought to be because of such a pure heart. A keeper and a go getter. One not to be toyed or played with. If you ever have the pleasure of knowing her she's a friend for life, best lover, best kisser, best hugger, best love maker. Keep her close and never let her go.

Latonya will forever be the love of you life and never will you forget her.

by A former lover June 12, 2019

laptop civic

A Honda Civic, usually one that looks like a beater car, tuned to the fucking moon and back to gap people on a highway or your local dragstrip. Though the laptop is not necessary to make the Civic go fast, it's used to change between tunes on the road.
Optional accessories include a GoPro that faces backwards that's stuck outside of the car to record videos that'll be posted to Youtube.

Holy shit! We just got gapped by a fucking laptop civic!

by therealdeemz May 30, 2021

Laton

(Noun) Another word for an orgasm. Pronounced Lay-ton. Sounds like Satan with an L.

Girl: That guy gave the best Laton I've ever had. I squirted!!

by TheSatanPogo December 30, 2014

Lactose Cans

Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.

What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"

by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011