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lavoratory

A place where scientific research is conducted which doubles as a toilet
Dr Frank Fischenhoffer's world-class lavoratory in California was one of the first in the world to create fluorescent urine after his initial discovery pissing in one of the cubicles
by Doddi October 17, 2007
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laora

Girls like Laora are the most beautiful girls at the party. She feels with all of her heart. She is the best friend someone could wish for. All the girls look up to her. She’s the type of person that will never give up on somebody even when she gets hurt in the process. As soon as you get to know her you know you want her in your life for forever. She is often insecure but she won’t give it away. She has very deep thoughts and is always honest. If the world had more people like Laora’s, it would definitely be a better place.
Who’s that gorgeous girl over there, she shines bright like a diamond.

Ooh that’s Laora
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Chill Laboratory

Contracted to Chill Lab. A conceptual (or real) place of intense relaxation. The area is so chill that people sometimes forget their first names. Nothing can phase this place because of the fact that its 'chill' level exceeds anything that can phase it. Only beings wise enough to understand the conceptual mental mind set during such presence in the chill lab can achieve the right to claim chill labs. A chill lab is basically a place where everyone just chills and there are no guidos.
...The Bat Cave (Chill Laboratory #216)

Batman: Robin, pass the joint.

Robin: Yeeeeeee...
by Dr. Douchebag June 29, 2010
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Latraca

A breath taking woman. She knows how to treat you the way you want to be treated. She'll seem to good to be true, but in the end... your heart won't give two shits what your instincts say. No matter what you will never get enough of her... and if you don't have her, you'll wish you did. There is no other person you will meet that loves,cares, and blows your mind like this amazing girl.
If I had one wish, I'd give Latraca the world, but i can't. Shes already given it to me.
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lateralus

Tool's 2001 album. One of the best albums today. The music incorporates higher intellectual themes and odd time signatures (5/4, 7/8, 9/8, 6/8, 6.5/8??) without sounding forced or geeky. for example: in the ninth track (and albums namesake), "Lateralus", Keenan's vocals during the verses coincide with the Fibonacci sequence of numbers by syllable. the fibonacci sequence is a set of numbers in which each number is the sum of the two preceding numbers:0, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12. a pattern that often appears in nature.

The number of syllables progress to the sixth step, then back down to the first step; up to the seventh step, and then back to the fourth step:

1 Black
1 Then
2 White are
3 All I see
5 In my infancy
8 Red and yellow then came to be
5 Reaching out to me
3 Lets me see
2 There is
1 So
1 Much
2 More that
3 Beckons me
5 To look through to these
8 Infinite possibilities
13 As below so above and beyond I imagine
8 Drawn outside the lines of reason
5 Push the envelope
3 Watch it bend

Also, the vocals begin at 1 min 37 seconds, or 1.618 percent of a minute. 1.618 is the golden ratio, were the whole (that is, the sum of the two parts) is to the larger part as the larger part is to the smaller part. The golden ration is the theoretically the most pleasing ratio to the human eye. The golden ratio is mainly used to describe spirals, which are mentioned several times in the lyrics.

In addition, track one, The Grudge" references the novel The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne in the line 'Unable to forgive your scarlet lettermen'.

Some song lyrics on this album can be interpreted as references to alchemy, especially due to the fact that the Philosopher's stone often serves as a spiritual metaphor to evolve from a lower state of imperfection and vice (symbolized by the base metals) to a higher state of enlightenment and perfection. References to this spiritual transmutation are:

"Give away the stone. Let the oceans take and transmutate this cold and fated anchor.
Give away the stone. Let the waters kiss and transmutate these leaden grudges into gold." ("The Grudge")
"Black then white are all I see in my infancy, red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me....Lets me see". ("Lateralus")

In addition to all the cerebral crap, the album just plain kicks ass. Drummer Danny Carey exhibits some of the most impressive drum performances I’ve ever heard (listen to track #8, "Ticks and Leeches, the end of track #1, "the Grudge" or the middle of #7 "parabola") and does so without degrading the listening quality of the music, simply to show off his skill.

The albums main, downfall is its annoying ambient, not-real-song tracks (#2, #4, and #12) that I always skip.

In spite of this though, "Lateralus" is probably my favorite album. The songs have enough depth to make getting bored extremely difficult.
Lateralus is awesome.
by Daemons September 13, 2008
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Latorty

Latorty is a large ugly bitch who has no life. Latorty's usually consist of girls about the height of 5'9 and above, and the weight of a buffalo. Latorty's usually get in the way and hurts good, healthy, relationships. Latorty's personal life is exposed and posted all over internet forums. like facebook. Latorty is annoying. No one likes Latorty's ad her non-existent sense of fashion.
"Ewwh is that a elephant wearing overalls?"

"Nahh its just a Latorty."
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lator

Mike: Better use my lator for this problem.
by TheDopestofThemAll November 6, 2013
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