Chalet Lasagne

The Layering of fecal matter between toilet paper in a dry toilet bowl when there is no available water to flush away the excrement.

Alan enjoyed a chalet lasagne when there was no available water in the toilets at mt lyford.

by Number 2x2 July 27, 2013

Dip and lasagne

Bolsterstonian rural term for wife swapping party

Hey bro, you wanna dip and lasagne this Saturday?

by Fatty bubbleina July 27, 2016

bloody lasagne

Your going down on a girl while she has a yeast infection while she's on her period, and you chew on her vaginal lips like lasagne noodles. Feta cheese.

Bloody lasagne, Dolphin, rusty pelican

by Krispykreme! September 29, 2013

Bed lasagne

A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce

After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne

by Benderjoker69 June 14, 2015

Gay Lasagne

A joke that refers to a friend as a homosexual pasta.

Dave: you’re a bot in Fortnite!
Mike: you gay lasagne!
Dave: AAAAAAAAAA

by Gay Retarded Lasagna November 23, 2019

Punched Lasagne

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.

"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."

by 🇨🇲 August 22, 2018

ho lasagne

A delicious treat for those who like the taste of ass, dick,
cum, and pussy

Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.

by Butter Mike October 11, 2018