Larsing

To be extremely small but compensate with the amount of hair you have.

Dave: wow john you are looking very larsing today

by a fan of Harry Potter May 17, 2017

Lakoning

When one is mean or sometimes abusive to his/her significant other

“Woman! Bring me my sandwich!”
“Stop lakoning me!!!”

by Austin Stansell August 7, 2020

Lawsoning

To steal from your friends, To borrow with no intention of returning

Stop lawsoning my food!
Its the perfect time to lawson stuff.

by bills blow 69 October 10, 2008

Carsoning

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.

by snasa July 4, 2016

lironing

To make something annoying as a result of repeating the same song/phrase/joke etc. etc.

Dude 1: Hey have you heard this new song? it's amazing!
Dude 2: Dude I was lironing the hell out of it it's already annoying!!

Dude 1: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
Dude2: Dude u should stop lironing this joke that its not even funny anymore..

by Haisesasaki June 15, 2018

Laytoning

adjective & adverb
the state of being in chaos, disarray, disorganisation, propelling oneself through life in a frenzy

You’re really laytoning this day!

by Stack-y November 2, 2018

Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.

Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon

by landoning September 3, 2019