Larchmont

Larchmont is a town located in southern Westchester County and is basically the richest town in the u.s. and probably one of the richest in the world. It's at the very bottom of New York state on the water (long island sound) and everyone belongs to some kind of yacht club or country club. All the parents are either doctors, lawyers, business owners or bankers and everyone's house is well over $1,000,000 no matter how small it is. The town is full of fancy cars and not only do the adults drive fancy cars but so do the kids (think BMWs, Mercedes, Range Rovers, Audis, Maseratis.) This town is also one of the preppiest out there (think polo shirts, khakis, sperrys, etc.) Not only are the people preppy but they also wear every kind of designer clothing, shoes, and bags you could think of. The kids are all super snobby and spoiled and go to one of the best most fancy high schools out there and most of them play some type of rich sport like squash, lacrosse, or horseback riding. All the kids will end up getting into extremely competitive Ivy League schools. This will make it easier for them to get good jobs even though they wont need them because most of them will already be set for life due to the trust funds set up by their parents. If you aren't rich and preppy you probably don't belong here. The surrounding towns- Scarsdale, Rye, Bronxville, and a few others are basically identical and have only a few minor differences.

Mom: How about we go to Brooks Brothers and get you a nice outfit to wear to the Larchmont yacht club tonight?
Son: But I wanted to wear my Lacoste or Ralph Lauren with my Sperrys.

Wife: Honey I don't know if I want to buy a Land Rover or a BMW.
Husband: Why don't we just buy a Ferrari...or two.

Friend 1: I think I'm going to move to Larchmont
Friend 2: Is your income above $5,000,000 a year?
Friend 1: No
Friend 2: I don't think you can afford to live there.

by GiGi85 September 8, 2012

Lachy B

The most popular kid in the world who is double the popularity of his closest contender.

Guy1. OMG I wish i was as popular as lachy B

Guy2. That would never happen. He is to popular.

by MCAlbinoezzzz July 17, 2017

LachyMuller

LachyMuller is an amazing person. He is handsome, has an iq of 300 ( no joke) and is extremely humble. He is the perfect person and is looked up to by everyone. He has 47 girlfriends.

Damn LachyMuller, you are awesome man, I want to be just like you.

by LachyMuller November 4, 2020

Larchs

Larch; Larchs - Means a strong, purposeful and direct man who shoot as sniper.
Came from the words the "Latvian rifleman" or "Latvian archer" from WW1 because they were one of the best shooters in the world.

a)Dude you shoot like sniper!
b)That because i am Latvian!
a)Then you're a real Larchs!

by Liferss November 8, 2011

larch

Larch a term synonymous with human feces. See liquid larch, drop a larch

"Man I really have to take a larch."

by Jeffy March 30, 2004

larchmont

Larchmont (or as it is commonly known by "l-mont") is a town outside of NYC. Its highschool in its mothering town of Mamaroneck, is #1 in the state for underage drinking and #2 in the country. filled with insanely rich families, typical pta moms, wallstreet dads, flashy cars, along with physically flawless preppy kids with an insatiable hunger for drama, Larchmont can very well be regarded as New York's own Laguna Beach.

LaTasha: uh uh, i know dis white bitch did not jus do dat!
Monique: latasha...wut did we talk about fighting white gurls?
LaTasha (sighing): don't do it cause their Larchmont daddy will sue ur ass into pulp.

by chaching234 November 30, 2006

[Larchmont]

Where people have egos as large as their bank accounts and they don't give a damn about anyone besides themselves, unless they are bored and are looking for someone to bitch at.

Larchmontwhere sanity goes to die.

by pissty July 4, 2008