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lapstab

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.
I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.
by Jared L September 12, 2005
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Lepisto

The vice principle red-head who has a good power stance, loves stalking up to people in the bathroom. Loves to burn kids
Brooo. Lepisto did it again. He burned me for that

Lepisto and Bruno are gay.
by M_shaf123 February 15, 2020
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Lapis Paw

Lapis is a lovely girl who likes to hang out, she is a gacha life youtuber and she enjoys playing roblox sometimes though.
she is really pretty and cute and everyone likes her. she is really nice and kind too.
Lapis is wonderful

Ap loves her and will always do :)
by Ap_Gamer July 17, 2020
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Lazist

noun - "People who are lazy" are not nice and also not convenient to describe people who dislikes doing work or chores. Lazist is a more suitable and appropriate noun for these people. People who are classified as lazists might be unmotivated in their lives or are just lazy by nature. Lazists might sometimes be very effective people because of their nature, because lazist would go the extra mile to improve efficiency in order to reduce their amount of work. Therefore, people could sometimes be described as either a "good lazist" or a "bad lazist". People who are lazy would sometimes call themselves as "professional lazist".
1. It's so hard to get him to start doing his home works, he won't be able to finish his homework again. He is being such a bad lazist.

2. Wow, this guy is such lazist. I never see him doing his revision, he's always laying around and playing with his computer.
by inv8de January 23, 2011
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lacist

Meant to be used ironically, it is a stupid racist term aimed toward asian people. It makes no sense because asian people pronounce L's as R's and not the other way around.
I rike a rorrly pops, you lacist prick!
by root88 August 20, 2008
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Lupist

From the internet slang 'lupe' which means to make the most money out of a method online so much that you ruin it for everyone, a lupist is one who lupes.
That guy is a serial lupist. He has spoilt a lot of things for us.
by sleaky February 25, 2017
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lapitoferus

A word for words that don’t have a meaning
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Is a lapitoferus.
by Bobby downer jr. III March 16, 2019
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