Lanny

A gigolo. A manchild who marries dowdy old lesbian women to support his artistic ass. The male cliche of an artist.

Don't cry Sara, even if you gave up your entire life to take care of such a Lanny, it's not too late to get a sexuality and become an artist in your own right.

by notabitchthebitch July 6, 2011

lanni

lannis dont work, lannis dont work!

I'm A LANNI SO I DONT WORK

by pat mcfarlin March 13, 2005

Lanny

An actual fake ass bitch. Hoe ass. Into white dudes because she's racist and doesn't talk to black people because she thinks they talk/smell weird.

Don't be a Lanny.

by pika pika bitch June 27, 2018

Lannie

A tall girl with big hips. Sometimes can be a real butthead! Some Lannies have really small eyes.

Wow! that was one lannie!

by olspicy12345678910 February 14, 2017

lanny barbie

bangin hot canadian pornstar. her french accent is ridiculously sexy. penthouse model. half-sister of another pornstar, kimberly franklin. her name is sometimes spelled lanni barbie, lanny barby.

i wanna do lanny barbie

by ballerific March 21, 2007

Dirty Lanny

When you have sex with a girl during her period and then wipe your bloody dick on her lip to give her a red moustache like Lanny McDonald, the legendary Calgary Flames hockey player.

My girl is on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Lanny last night.

by UrbanDick March 20, 2007

lanny lou

An intermediate-level 1980s rock'n'roll derived dance, most popular among girls with big butts.

I find girls who can lanny lou dance very attractive.

by Ladylike Dancer January 4, 2014