Landon Sosebee

A feminine man who is sexually and emotionally attracted to women who cheat on him.

Bro, his girlfriend cheated on him with her ex, and he still took her back. Guy acts just like Landon Sosebee.

by Deshaun Simpson August 15, 2023

Landon stephens

A professional nba superstar known for dazzling the female genre of black people. Another definition could be a loner who has never seen the forbidden fish in his life

“Oh gosh that man is a real Landon stephens”

“Wow, I’ve never seen such a Landon Stephens in my life.”

by Therealsigmaalfa October 25, 2023

Landon School

So basically, Landon is a 4-12 school that plays in the IAC for athletics. They try to compete with superior schools like Georgetown Prep and Gonzaga but fail miserably. Landon is known as a homosexual school, for rich people. Landon kids think they are from the hood when in reality their parents go to 3 country clubs, own 6 cars and live in a 20 million dollar mansion. Landon kids are also known for beating and abusing women, they also think it is okay to do that. Overall, if you go to landon your future is going to be in prison or working as a low level accountant that makes less than minimum wage.

Female: SOME Landon School GUY RAPED ME!!
Landon Kid: You’ll be fine don’t worry

by Duvraj Alahamine June 4, 2020

Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

landon shelley

Landon is an AMAZING person and he is cute, sweet, handsome, romantic, and so much more. He’s friendly to anyone he meets but if you do him wrong that’s on you. Everyone deserves a Landon, but don’t get mad if he’s already taken by the love of his life, let them be.

Example: Omg Landon Shelley is so cute. I wish he was mine, then i’d Really be treated right!

by Sportylife12345 January 7, 2019

Landon Severson

Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.

Wow is that a Landon Severson I might bust! Ok

by Duffenshmurts April 28, 2021