1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"
2.v. to become a land shark.
2.v. to become a land shark.
1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."
2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."
2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."
by ian November 18, 2004
A land shark is a code used in veterinary medicine that refers to an animal that is vicious and deemed unsafe. This only happens if the animal has gotten lose and bit someone.
The next clients dog is classified as a land shark, so make sure to use a rabies pole, muzzle and safe distant at all times.
by Vet tech August 09, 2012
Semi-derogatory term used to refer to lawyers and other professionals against whom there is little positive public sentiment
Lock the doors, I heard there's a land shark going around looking for late filers.
I should have represented myself....land sharks and their fees took most of my settlement money.
I should have represented myself....land sharks and their fees took most of my settlement money.
by PiercedPsycho September 14, 2010
A land shark is a cop who pulls onto the road and right when you notice them they pull up so close to your car to run your tag you can practically taste bacon. Oh, and of course ur riding dirty. With your cousin. Who's on probation. While your leaving the Mini Mart he just popped off for child support money.
Damn Ben, I hope you haven't fucked a girl who's raggin', cause tha Land sharks are out for blood today.......
by Melvin MILF September 06, 2011
The result of being caught on the toilet, taking a shit, when you realize their is no toilet paper. So you leave your seat with your underwear half mast and race to the other bathroom in the house to wipe your ass - dropping small, sticky pieces of shit, that were attached to your cornhole, behind you all over the house - or land sharks.
I was dropping a grogan when the JWs came and knocked on my door. I thought it was the mail guy so I hurried up to wipe, but discovered I was all out of the good stuff. So I made a mad dash to the other bathroom and totally left a land shark in the front hallway.
by smittan September 06, 2011
This is a term that is used when referencing the act of having sex with a woman while she's on her period. Sharks attack women who are menstruating in the ocean, and since you are having sex with a woman's bleeding vagina on the land, it is called 'land sharking'. It can also be called a 'shark attack' and is often accompanied by the Jaws theme song and a hand smacking motion immitating the clamping of sharks' jaws.
This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited
This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited
by LindseyLu May 12, 2006
The act of leaving a land shark:
Dropping toilet paper pre-duke (the land) and laying down a nice big steamer on top (the shark). A turd casually sunning itself on a TP island waiting for an unsuspecting victim to smell its wrath. An act designed to avoid ass-splash whilst doing your duty and to punish those who follow.
Dropping toilet paper pre-duke (the land) and laying down a nice big steamer on top (the shark). A turd casually sunning itself on a TP island waiting for an unsuspecting victim to smell its wrath. An act designed to avoid ass-splash whilst doing your duty and to punish those who follow.
"Man, I went in that gas station bathroom and someone dropped a huge land shark." (ie..find another rest room to rest your toosh 'cuz that bathroom smells like butthole content.)
by MISHELLLIOhohoho September 19, 2012