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the act or state of being lame to the point one needs extra syllables to to verbalize the idea.
lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.
by whippey August 2, 2008
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Labianese

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The language of the labia, one who can communicate with the labia can pleasure a woman like no other.
"So Leo, do you speak Labianese?" (Leo grins and slowly extends his tongue until it reaches all the way to the tip of his nose) "Fluently".
by The Muff Merchant April 27, 2013
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Failed Laziness

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The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.
I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009
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Writer's Laziness

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Similar to Writer's Block, Writer's Laziness is when you can't write, but for a different reason. You know exactly what to write, but are just too lazy to type anything up. Currently, no exact cures have been found. It is commonly associated with procrastination and may be remedied by an impending deadline, but data is too scattered to make a direct correlation.
"When is the next chapter of your book coming out?" "I know what to do, but I have Writer's Laziness."
by EctoPhosphate November 21, 2016
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lameness

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the state of being lame.
The poser's lameness knew no bounds; he thought I'd be impressed by his hairy chest and his Pontiac.
by snarkette May 29, 2004
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Johnny, your so lazy!
No mum, I have an overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.

Laziness
by A wee british laddy March 5, 2019
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12th February is the world's laziness recognition day. I declare this as an dedication and applaud to all the lazy weird people who make laziness look so ghetto and formal.
Dude today is 12th feb! can't believe its your day. Its international laziness recognition day.
by Duymson March 29, 2021
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