Laids

1. A disease that effects your legs making them tiny, skinny, sickly looking usually caused by working out your upper body all the time.

2. Legs + Aids

If that guy continues to only work out his upper body, he's going to develop laids and end up in a wheelchair.

by loz27 December 22, 2011

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Laids

A floozy, the lady of the night, Girl, Woman.

The one thing I'd give up booze for, Laids.

by -BeUrbs November 26, 2018

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laid

it means to have sex with someone but there is another meaning....

dad:hey how was your day?

daughter/son: I got laid

dad: WATZ!

daughter/son: im cereal i aint lyin
get it???? hahah

daughter/son: i got lost and im dying geez!

by urhelper July 26, 2011

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Laids

it is an upgraded version of Aids. It originated in 2008-2009 but an accurate date is not available. Laids can spread with just a wipe to the body or clothing, it can be fatal or could just make u turn into a massive shit, either way you're fucked

Jeff: (wipes hand on face) you got laids
John: thanks now im going to die
Jeff: or turn into a shit
John: does it matter either way im fucked!
Jeff: lol

by Tony Blueberry January 24, 2011

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