Lalooser

a man who never will find a mate...Other than his hand!

Your mom is a lalooser.

Ofcourse your a lalooser

by Justenesletgff August 6, 2007

Laloo

Best defined as a lollipop boy, a flamboyant gay, a guy who likes to suck on a lollipop.

"can you pass me a lollipop, I need to suck on something"
"Sham, your a laloo"

by Iamis0121 June 16, 2018

Lahoo

Shortened version of Lahoo-zaher, as used by 'Evendullah', a character in the short story by 'ScoozMee' called "The 'Dullahs (pt I)".
Has a more 'spiritual' meaning than simply loser and tends to suggest someone who will not submit to movinity.
Is used with venom and vehemence rather than in a manner to mock and ridicule. See the example given.

From the aformentioned story - Reproduced with permission:

"You dare to attempt your silly Zionist attack on me? You lahoo ! I am gonna pound you with this !!!!! Do you know what this is ??? Do ya ?? Well, do ya ?? Have you any idea ???", Evendullah waved the crow-bar frantically.
Still dazed and confused, Jacob had the misfortune to stutter, "What ?"

"You stupid pathetic lahoo !!", shouted Evendullah.
Evendullah raised the shiny weapon high so he could put as much power into the swing as he could.
"I'll tell you what this is you filthy lahoo. It will be the last thing you hear before I send you to hell-fire..."

by Toonian Toadist April 26, 2006

laloo

the other one

*puts on 1 shoe*
'laloo'
*puts on the other 1*

by mimi06062 May 1, 2009

Labloodhound

The cross breed between a lab and a bloodhound.

*walking around the dogpark*

"Hey is that a labloodhound?"

by XXBerryLuverXX July 8, 2011

Laloosh

A way of rubbing a boob, not in a gently way. Treating the boob like a dough getting mashed to be ready.

He decided to laloosh her boob really hard

by Piwill September 15, 2017

Lalood

When you are very very drunk. Popular phrase in the south of Ireland.

Last night was a great laugh, I was lalood!

by BromBrom March 16, 2018