by UwU12121 October 17, 2019
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Nate: Hey, where the hell is David?! He told me to meet him here over an hour ago.
Trace: I tried calling him but I got no answer. I don't think he's showing up.
Nate: That asshole just pulled a "Lozano"!!
Trace: I tried calling him but I got no answer. I don't think he's showing up.
Nate: That asshole just pulled a "Lozano"!!
by Jeebus123 September 7, 2016
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by ShimmyShimmyCakeCake January 1, 2014
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A fatass male who is infamous for trying to get nudes from 13 year olds and RPing at age 25. He is sometimes referred to as “Bert,” and often smells like b.o. and McDonald’s.
A fatass male who is infamous for trying to get nudes from 13 year olds and RPing at age 25. He is sometimes referred to as “Bert,” and often smells like b.o. and McDonald’s.
by bertleslover69 December 1, 2018
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I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.
by Chillidogman August 26, 2021
Get the The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake mug.The creator of a beautiful poem that was shared around south florida. It was well written, and talked about an extremely sensitive subject that deserves more National attention. Urban Dictionary took down my definition of his legendary poem. But we shall not succumb this beautiful piece of craftsmanship we call poetry, especially in the sacred month of No Nut November! We shall fight to bring back this legendary poem, and let its verses flow throughout the internet once more! #BringBackAngelLozada #NoNutNovemberPoem #SouthFlorida #CoralReef
Bro 1: Hey bro what ever happened to that dope ass poem by Angel Lozada
Bro 2: I dont know bro, we need to Bring Back Angel Lozada
Bro 2: I dont know bro, we need to Bring Back Angel Lozada
by William Sodearmos November 19, 2020
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by Will Flannigan January 7, 2008
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