louisville

Kentucky's only real city, but it feels more like a small town. U of L basketball has tremendous support here. The only pros of the town are attractive-looking houses. Everything else is a dismal failure. The keyword that Louisville lacks is DESIGN. Everywhere you go, you see examples of poor design, whether it be roads with no street signs next to traffic lights, hundreds of potholes, Kroger's with its godawful layout, businesses without proper signage, whatever. The city has no urban planning whatsoever. It is a laughingstock to those who have come from at least half-decent cities.

Louisville was founded by retards who had children and generations later, their progeny still live there. Podunk hick towns along the highway are better than that shithole.

by SonOfSparda February 28, 2008

Louisville

A Town in Colorado, Defined by being better than the one in Kentucky, which is a total gift shop.

When deciding which Louisville to visit, remember that the one in Colorado has way better snow, and WAY better girls.

by zzcool04 July 31, 2012

Louisville

This town is bootcamp for homosexuality.
If you aren't a fudge packer when you arrive you will be soon.

Ryan is a closet case and is an easy bottom.

by disabled dan April 4, 2005

louisville

A northern style city that prides itself on the Kentucky Derby and baseball bats but doesn’t really support either. The horse industry is based mostly south in the nicer city of Lexington and professional baseball is an hour away in Cincinnati. Louisville is kind of dirty and wants to be a rich and clean city like Lexington and also wishes that their basketball coach were as good as he was when he was in Lexington. All the great looking Kentucky girls live in Lexington too. To sum it all up, it would suck to live in Louisville but Lexington is awesome.

Hey I thought about moving to Louisville but then I realized I'd rather eat shit and die.

by Anywhere but 'ville May 17, 2006

Louisville

Amazing, Great, One of a Kind, Beautiful, Yummy,

She was Goooood, that Louisville P*ssy

by Papi Champu January 20, 2018

Louisville

Named after King Louis XVI of France, Louisville was founded in 1778 by George Rogers Clark, making it one of the oldest cities west of the Appalachians. Since 2003, Louisville's borders have been the same as those of Jefferson County, after a city-county merger.

Me and my friend went to the bowling alley in *Louisville!*

by Sadiz May 24, 2021

Louisville

A city in Kentucky that whose citizens all think they’re better than other Kentuckians but any Kentuckian from somewhere else hates them. They have an awful football team! They are quite annoying and don’t even know how to pronounce their own town name. They are usually arrogant and rude. Seriously, they think they’re the best but they are actually the worst. Poor people are delusional.

(GO BIG BLUE)

Friend 1:“Did you see the game last night? The Wildcats absolutely destroyed the Cardinals!”
Friend 2:“Who are the Cardinals? Oh wait, that annoying Louisville team? They’re so obnoxious and arrogant.”
Friend 1: “Yeah, the ones from Louisville. I agree, they are total losers!”

by Louisville/Loserville hater November 27, 2021