Lolqtf

Lolqtf. It's like Lolwtf, but with a spelling error.

See 'qtf'.

Noob: LOLQTF

Dude: Eh?

by Lolqtf August 30, 2009

LOLTMB

Laugh Out Loud, Touch My Balls

haha, thats funny. LOLTMB

by Billy Bob Chabot April 9, 2007

sweet Lolita

Sweet Lolita (or Ama Lolita) is a Japanese fashion type that is characterized by light-colored, modest, cute-appearing dress with a lot of lace and frills. This is typically limited to Japanese teen and young adult women, but rarely guys may adopt this style too. The true sweet Lolita (as contrasted with the Gothic Lolita) tends to favor white or pink base colors with floral embroidery and concentrate on looking as sweet and cute as possible. The fabric used may consist of not just solid colors but floral and fruit prints, resulting in an appearance that is extremely sweet and like Victorian little girls. The character Momoko in Kamikaze Girls (Shimotsuma Monogatari) is an example of someone who is the true sweet Lolita.

Sakura enjoyed modeling her sweet Lolita outfit in her promenade in town.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 27, 2006

Lolita Lempicka

A term used when wringing the other fellas/cunt nugget neck to the point where they pass out

Me: I’m gonna Lolita Lempicka the other fellas neck
Ed:you should just report him to the guards

Me: I guess but he’s just such a cunt nugget though

by MMfangirl February 19, 2020

Lolita Complex

A sexual complex similar to that of the Shotaro Complex.

The Lolita Complex describes a sexual attraction to younger girls, usually by adult males. Females may also have it, but they are not as common.

It is named for the title character in the novel by Vladimir Nabokov. The story involved a man who became obssessed with a 12-year-old girl.

The Lolita Complex is often shortened to lolicon.

Those with the Lolita Complex may be attracted to precocious little girls.

by Sarahsuke January 16, 2005

lolsteriod

laughing out loud so hard that it takes up the form of asteriod, wiping out the human race because you laughed

did you know jesus wiped out the dinosaur?

lolsteriod!

by penisaurus April 9, 2009

Loltracktor

The pet name of the german Ltractor tank in the Game World of Tanks

First guy- "Wtf is a Loltractor doing in a tier 10 game"

Second guy-"hes in platoon with the IS-4"

First guy-"Shit i dont want to have waste the ammo to kill him to expensive"

Second guy-"I cant belive the loltracktor killed us becuase no one wanted to pay 1k for the shell that would kill him" *facepalm*

by Zayack December 17, 2010