lolid

1. Any substance, organism, or artificially produced form, sharing simultaneously the properties of both liquids and solids.

“Hey, that sliquidy stuff you got there may just turn into the next competing patent; Jakes announced his published peremptory of the “ slolid” last week at that conference... what you’ve got there’s’ a lolid.”

by choggie May 24, 2011

loltd

laugh out loud *touches dick*

girl:i touch myself at night ;)

guy:loltd

by FFGF September 26, 2009

loltitloltit

Loltitloltit? is the Arabian Term meaning; Lots of Love Tit Laugh Out Loud Tit.

John: Dude some times I loltitloltit
Chris: Yeah Dude I know...
Mike: Yeah I want to loltitloltit your mom...
Zac: Rofl me too
Patrick: Im appauld

by John pooso January 11, 2008

Lolliday

It means a day where ur girlfriend sucks ur ding dong the whole day best day of my life!!!

"What day is it babe?"
"wut"
"ITS LOLLIDAY"

by MoldyScaryCheese ! December 19, 2017

loltimate

1. Absolutely hilarious. Lolworthy to the max.
2. Maximally pathetic, corny, or lame.

Brother Theodore's quadrupedism screed was the loltimate comedy routine.

Then he got up on stage and performed the song he wrote about he, in front of dozens of my friends -- the loltimate romantic gesture.

by Twizzard June 10, 2018

Lowtide

A cocktail, invented by R. Craig Zipkis
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer
2 parts pineapple juice
Mix well, pour over ice, in a tall glass
Add a shot of dark rum, as a floater (this is called "BayScum," because this is what floats at low tide)

Optional: a shot of banana liqueur (this is called "GarbageBarge," because bananas on the bay are generally on a garbage barge.)

I'll have a Lowtide, with double BayScum, hold the GarbageBarge.

by millennia70 October 18, 2019

lollidock

Someone who sticks there food into random places more specifily walls or places that there shouldnt be :)

Stop throwing your food around you stupid lollidock

by Capybura May 10, 2023