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Lolstika

A merging of Lol and Swastika, used in response to something overtly offensive and funny
A: So 3 Jews walk into a sauna...
B: Lolstika!
by Hitlorz February 19, 2011
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Lolster

A dumbass loser that prolongs the pronounciation of the word

"heeeeeeey." He also says heeeeey when you turn off your mic. He prank calls your friend and says it's your friends brother. He likes to bother Michael Stafford. He also talks shit to people. He is obsessed with Mexicans and Dun Dorr. Never say something funny to a "Lolster," they will repeat it for days. He likes to drink pop at 5:00 am in the morning. He likes to yell at his siblings. He likes to kick his own ass, as well as giving internal bleeding to his hand by smacking it off of a PS2 Controller. He likes to play Pokemon instead of play with friends. He likes to call people black kids, or thugs, and copy other people. He likes to make Montoges instead of Montages. He likes to like his own post on facebook. He also likes to associate his internet profiles, such as facebook, with Nazi or Germans. He is also known as, "the Lolster kitty," when he prances in Backlot.
Lolster says heeeeeeey every 2.2 seconds.
by LOLSTER KITTY June 18, 2011
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lolstesays

Laugh
Out
Loud
So
That
Everyone
Stares
At
You
Speechless
20:17 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: that guy asked me out
20:17 ~'~_- KELLY -_~'~: zomfg
20:17 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: no
20:18 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: I mean the ugly one.
20:18 ~'~_- KELLY -_~'~: LOLSTESAYS
by clo clo March 31, 2008
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LOLTTM

It is a term used to express a great deal of humor Lolttm means laugh out loud to the maximum. Also when you're texting it can be a word to end the conversation
Bro did you see gabes stains on his shorts

Yea bro, all I could say was Lolttm

Insert boring text here

Lolttm

No text back
by Dawggystle98or69 March 18, 2016
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loltmp

Acronym for "Laughing out loud, touch my penis"

Commonly used by creepers on Myspace who try yo abduct your kids.
Girl: jus textn w/ frans
Man: cool yer cute
Girl: becky fell on her face

Man: loltmp
by CH0MPZZZZ May 10, 2009
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lolstains

The art of LOL-ing to such an extent that one ejaculates or urinates a small amount in their underwear.
DUDE1: hahahah just saw that clip on failbog I was so ROFL!
DUDE2: hah yeh mate its so funny I had lolstains everwhere
DUDE1: oh.. well thats not cool
DUDE2: I know I'm ashamed - was such a bitch to clean off
by Banterbus October 14, 2009
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Lolsturbation

When one amuses oneself far too heavily, too often, and as a result, laughs out loud at their own jokes frequently.
Man, this chick always laughs at her own jokes. It's like a serious case of lolsturbation.
by Pseudo Hanyou October 29, 2009
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