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Logical Shitstorm Continuum

The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."

It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.
"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."

"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."
by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010
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Logical blowjob

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.
Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!
by BadWolfFile April 19, 2009
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Logical Phallusy

An error in judgment caused by a man thinking with his penis instead of his brain.
I committd a logical phallusy in sleeping within that huge vagina, as now I can never escape from it.
by Martha Nose October 23, 2007
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logical positivism

Something really stupid and anoying they make you learn in Communication Studies graduate programs even though you're a rhetorician and couldn't really give a rat's ass.
Logical positivism asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all metaphysical statements are meaningless. Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic. This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.
by Jon Hoffman September 25, 2005
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logical lozz

A logical lozz is a creature whose life is riddled with mistakes, but uses his logic to overcome these problems with amazingly logical ideas.

Things that work correctly are not allowed near this creature.
A logical lozz scenario:

"The first car was fine until I left the water cap off"

OR

"The second car was fine until I had to rebuild the engine"

OR

"The third car was fine until I crashed it"
by Lozz! September 27, 2009
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Logical Reasoning

Something to use in a argument that guarantees you win
Tiffiny: A Burger can't be rolled.

Tom: Yes it can, I used Urban Dictionary as my logical reasoning. I win this argument

Tiffany: You win
by Imtiredofthisclass January 2, 2020
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Logical Phallusy

1: Dude did you see John punch that guy in the throat?
2: Yeah, but he had it coming, he dissed John's mom.
1: Hmm, that's true. I guess John committed a logical phallusy.
by Zhaadsquad August 6, 2014
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