Ryan Lochte Fever

An inordinate obsession with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte mainly due to his ridiculously hot body and face not necessarily his exceptional swimming ability. Symptoms include but are not limited to searching for him on twitter everyday, tweeting at him or about him frequently, making memes about him, looking up latest news stories about him, daydreaming about him, wanting to jump into your tv and tell him to "take you now", fantasizing about licking his abs, hating other girls or gay men that also think he's hot and so on.

Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"

Delusional Lochte Fan: I have like 600 photos of my future husband Ryan Lochte on Instagram.

Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.

by RyanLochteLover91 August 23, 2012

Tauntaun Locater Unit

A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.

Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."

Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"

by Dan Forester December 27, 2008

lochte

A complete idiot; a total buffoon. The kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.

"Oh man, I just got a text from Steve. What should I tell him about tonight?"
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."

by SpicoliForPresident August 19, 2016

location, location, location

Phrase to remind people that the most determining factor in the price of a house is the location. The property itself can be build on, extended, knocked into the next property etc.

There are three things to remember when valuing a property;

1-Location
2-Location
3-Location

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

Lochte'd

After a night of drinking with friends you make up a story and someone leaves your to take the heat as they get out of dodge. Only for the truth to come out later after they've made it to safety. When your false story is brought into light and you have been pulled off your plane, passport taken, and interrogated by foreign officials, but your "friend" is home safe and sound.

What do you mean your friend's at home? Man you got Lochte'd.

by Cisco 2 August 18, 2016

Lochte

To destroy a restroom and then claim to be a victim.

Jocelyn went in the bathroom and Lochted it up!

by airlai August 22, 2016

locationist

a person who bases the way they feel about another by the place that they live. see also gu

-You're from the valley? Ew.
-God, why are you such a locationist?

by janea March 11, 2007