eyes left

When Seibert calls eyes left while walking out to formation only to discover that it is in fact Lucas, and is permanently endowed to endless ridicule; for use when a completely "bag it bitch" walks by and your dumbass friend checks the skanky dyke out.
"mmmmmfph! Eyes left!"
"dude, thats that dyke"
"oh god"
by Cynical Bastard March 31, 2005
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Left eye weed

Pink eye or Conjunctavitis. Painful af.
"Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"

"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"
by RedDevil9001 July 04, 2022
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left eye dominant

Some might say its correlated to being attracted to the same sex.
Dodge is left eye dominant. He also likes men.
by MR. GF July 01, 2024
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left eye dominant

Dodge is left eye dominant and is also gay.
by MR. GF July 01, 2024
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lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.
“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”
by pickle tickle August 08, 2024
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when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time
“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”
by pickle tickle August 08, 2024
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