A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.
by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009
When a male with a penis extending over 7 inches swings his god given gift around creating a lasso effect.
You should have seen the bruise on her face. She was giving him head and he hit her with the African Lasso
by Butchugger12345 April 22, 2018
A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.
by Flaming Moobs December 03, 2013
by Kalmia22 June 04, 2017
The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.
I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.
by amscray August 09, 2011
(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".
Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>
by Daniel San February 04, 2006
by xHilarious iFunny November 07, 2014