Laptop

The land were u can explore as much p0rn sites as u can (I dont support p0rn)but be careful a virus might approach you.

Dude I watched so much p0rn on my laptop it’s now crusty!!!

by Poopydickcocktorturebro May 18, 2020

laptop

The word that nubs use to describe notebook computers.

"Someone stoloeded teh megahurtz from my laptop!!!!11" "How can someone hack into your legs stupid nub?"

by alg April 6, 2005

Laptop

Slang word for a lap dance

"Yo can you give me a laptop"

"No. buy your own"

"No no no not that type of laptop"

by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017

Laptop

A porn addicted trip of guilt and "filled socks".

When i opened my laptop and had to buy new socks like A LOT of new socks.

by SkepticalZebra8 February 10, 2018

Laptop

Often black but turn white

My laptop is fun

by Micketts March 7, 2019

laptop

A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat

She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns

by Elow101 April 16, 2019

Laptop

A trash gaming device

Wow that must be a laptop it suck at gaming

by What thr May 5, 2020