will never get laid

Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.

You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."

will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."

by LoneWolfNC17 April 29, 2012

Q-Laid

To accept the total bullshit doctrines of the Cult of QAnon.

Whatever you do, do NOT drink the Q-Laid!

by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020

Eska Laid

Getting laid in Great Esker Park, North Weymouth, MA

After the party in the "res", me and Beth went behind a tree and I Eska Laid her realy good!

by Bob Gruszka May 2, 2009

laid low

To be near death or very sick. To be physically or mentally ill, or both.

Dude was laid low for a while by that bad shit he got from Zak.

by Elapsetime April 6, 2013

dolphin laid

when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.

"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.

"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.

the following was based on a true story

by pvb1012 October 9, 2009

getting laid

what we live for but never achieve

john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard

by thechas3 September 29, 2020

jolie-laide

Beautiful-ugly. Mainly applied to descriptions of women who are not classically beautiful, but whose features have beautify in an unconventional way. A classic reference would be Bette Davis; Charlotte Gainsbourg is a modern example.

The refined man scanned the women at the reception passing over the typical blond hair blue eyed pretty girls and affixed on the jolie-laide girl in the corner; her slightly too-large nose, diastema, and awkward gaze lent their own kind of subtle unique beauty.

by metro_mlv November 16, 2010