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LaBarbera's Law

The more rabidly anti-gay and "Christian" a commenter considers himself, the higher the likelihood that he or she will resort to describing vulgar sexual acts supposedly performed by GLBT people in an attempt to vilify them. Usually affirmed when an actual GLBT person is grossed out by the rhetoric.

Named for Peter ("Porno Pete") LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, a "Christian" organization whose sole purpose is to oppose every measure that might lead to GLBT people being considered human beings. LaBarbera lends his name to this law specifically through his "hobby" of attending leather and BDSM conventions, camera in hand, for "research purposes", and also because he mentions corprophilia at every opportunity.
Wingnut: "Homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human shit."

GLBT Person: "Ew, what the fuck? LaBarbera's Law, much?"
by Baldran August 25, 2010
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Labattomized

The condition of being inebriated by drinking too much of only one brand of beer, produced by the second-largest brewery in Canada, after Molson.
Ad slogan : Get Labattomized!
by StaccatoPoet February 26, 2009
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Labagiu

Romanian for "one who masturbates". Used as an insult.

sinonim with onanist ( onanist also term used in romania)
God damn that wanker!
Da-l dracu de labagiu!
by Dimishor April 2, 2011
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labacious

(1) Adjective
Resembling the labia or the female genitalia.

(2) Adjective
Hot; sensuous; foxy; attractive; sexy
(1) She slowly licked at the dripping juices of the delicious, labacious fig.

(2) Angelina Jolie is one labacious lady.
by JordanaAnna January 6, 2009
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Labba Juice

Verb

Pronunciation La~bba Ju~ss

The action of lapping up vaginal discharge in the fashion a dog would water from a water bowl.
"go labba juice yuh mada sour pussy "
by Noneya42 January 23, 2017
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Lada

Ladas are just the hottest girls alive. If you ever dated a Lada, you should know damn well you will never do better than that, because she is simply the best girl. The fact that she is named after a Russian car just proves how amazing she is. Ladas have an angelic face,a phat a$$ and pretty much are the kindest ggirls out there with the best personality.
Oh my god she is so pretty she is such a Lada
by Xpeepoo October 31, 2020
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The Labana Effect

The effect of a negative teaching output displayed upon a student. Usually the student has learned absolutely nothing on a subject and is, for the most part, doomed for the exam.

The teacher has failed to prepare their class for the final exam through poorly taught lessons and leaving the class on cliffhangers on a daily basis. The teacher may or may not have an accent, which could further decrease your knowledge of the course. The teacher may also fail themselves, being unprepared for class and unknowing of the lessons they teach and questions they assign.

If you as a student has experienced any of these symptoms, then you have undergone "The Labana Effect"

Borrowed from "The Coriolis Effect" and/or "The Albedo Effect"
Person 1: Yo I'm so screwed for the exam...
Person 2: Yeah well, that's the Labana Effect
by Krazie_Azn_Kid June 16, 2009
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