99.99% of all Windows users are lusers, why would they otherwise put up with such a substandard system if they didn't know better?
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A combination of the words "lame" and "user", meant to describe someone who isn't very knowledgable of computers and/or the Internet.
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Luser's often have anal warts or skin tags because they never leave their computer chair, they become so fond of these they give them names, usually female, as Luser's are completely sexually impotent.
The most popular anal wart name is Annie, because it evokes the image of a shallow but blindly moronic compliance, the Luser's ideal partner. But Fairy is also given the occasional grateful fondle by Luser. Fairy has pretensions to some intelligence but basically is as viscuous in consistency as an Annie wart, although perhaps a bit less springy.
Luser's often have anal warts or skin tags because they never leave their computer chair, they become so fond of these they give them names, usually female, as Luser's are completely sexually impotent.
The most popular anal wart name is Annie, because it evokes the image of a shallow but blindly moronic compliance, the Luser's ideal partner. But Fairy is also given the occasional grateful fondle by Luser. Fairy has pretensions to some intelligence but basically is as viscuous in consistency as an Annie wart, although perhaps a bit less springy.
Normal person: Hi,
Luser: I totally detest anybody that is greeted enthusiastically when they enter a room, especially when I am ignored and put in the corner by the toilet and handed the bog brush.
Annie: You can brush me if you like Luser, lolllllllllllllllll
Fairy: It somehow diminishes the value of the big brush when it is used just to score points.
Luser: I have no idea what you said Fairy but totally agree.
Annie lollllllllllllllllllllll
Luser: I totally detest anybody that is greeted enthusiastically when they enter a room, especially when I am ignored and put in the corner by the toilet and handed the bog brush.
Annie: You can brush me if you like Luser, lolllllllllllllllll
Fairy: It somehow diminishes the value of the big brush when it is used just to score points.
Luser: I have no idea what you said Fairy but totally agree.
Annie lollllllllllllllllllllll
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