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Kyoto Cocoa

The practice among Japanese businessmen of requiring a prostitute to eat nothing but chocolate for seven days. On the seventh day, said Japanese businessman dines on her excrement.
If you have the wherewithall to purchase exclusive rights to a prostitute for an entire week, you may be interested in trying out the Kyoto Cocoa.
by shamefulnonsense August 9, 2010
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Kyoto

a city on S Honshu, in central Japan: the capital of japan a.d. 794-1868
I love Kyoto
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Kyotoism

An aggressive ideology that believes that earth keeps warming up, mostly because of carbon dioxide (CO2). Any source that proves, criticizes, denies and/or dismisses those claims is considered by such ideologue as "anti-science".
Andre Illarianov: "Kyotoism is one of the most agressive, intrusive, destructive ideologies since the collapse of communism and fascism"
by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 12, 2018
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Kyrtophobia

Kyrtophobia is an extreme fear of earth's curve, largely due to the realization that one's life is insignificant in the context of the universe.
His kyrtophobia drove the zealous boy deep down the rabbit-hole of the flat earth.
by Kite Flying Dutchman July 11, 2022
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Kyrottimus

A name, in the ancient and dead language of Rono, meaning "Stormchild" or "Child born of the storm."
A child was born, and his name was Kyrottimus. In the old tongue of his grandfather, it meant "Child born of the storm." To his tribe, he was known as Stormchild.
by Kyrottimus August 30, 2009
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Kyoto

To eat dinner at a restaurant with Kyoto in the title.
I am Kyotoing with Christa and Paul tonight.
by Regina A. Phalange December 20, 2008
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Kyoto

1. A city in Japan
2. (v)To perform sexual favors

(also spelt Ky0to)
"I'm going to Kyoto this summer.That's in Japan."

"I'm going to go all Kyoto on him after prom."
by KamikazeMelon January 16, 2007
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