Kwanzaa

A popular file sharing program for African-Americans.

Yo' nigga, joo download dat porno of KwAnZzA? Dam dat shit is wak!

Fo' Sho!

by Michael K. January 4, 2005

Kwanzaa

A fake and gay holiday made up by some random black guy in the 60's.

Person 1: I'm being politically correct and celebrating Kwanzaa!
Person 2: What the fuck is Kwanzaa?
Person 1: I dunno

by iThItStHeFaN May 9, 2010

kwanzaa

Obviously a manufactured holiday created by African Americans in the late 1980s/early 1990s, when the fad of that time was to be "African", which is why Eddie Murphy's "Coming to America" was a blockbuster hit in 1988, when in reality it was a racist shit movie that made fun of people from Africa.

Kwanza is just another corporate excuse to extend the Christmas holiday by seven more days.

by historian July 24, 2003

kwanzaa

A holiday developed in the 1960s in responce to the black freedom movement. It was meant to instill pride in the black communities found throughout the world. It is not as widly celebrated as the media makes it up to be, due to it's placement right after Christmas. This holiday has no religious foundation. Kwanzaa it's self means "first fruits" in Swahili.

Kwanzaa is a time of gathering, and involves seven principals, each having their own day dedicated to their reflection.

by Fibby December 19, 2003

kwanzanachuamass

This is a holiday invented in lieu of the the whole holiday season. The month of december was determind to be far to hectic as far a holidays were concerned. NObody could determine when ?haunaka? ended and kwanza began. Then you add in the two days of x-mass and some even have rhamadon that same time of year. It was deemed easiest to just place them all on one day,. and that day is december 13(picked from a hat), Kwanzanachuamass.

Everybody celebrate Kwanzanachuamass!

by TGDuane September 11, 2004

kwanzaa

An African-American holiday that celebrates the deeds of a brave little boy who saved his village from man-eating tigers by having them follow each others tails until they turned into butter.
Flapjacks with loads of butter are served at the holiday meal.

Ah et 127 flapjacks with a ton o' butter an molasses for mah kwanzaa suppah. Yas suh, it sho'nuf was GOOD! GOOD! GOOD!

by silkiesmooth July 25, 2008

kwanzaa lips

Slang for a person with large lips, Most often an African-American Person.

Hey, kwanzaa lips! Pur me a glass of Kool aid.

by Brickwall Burns December 16, 2008