kung fu 

Cambridge rhyming slang for lighter- kung fu fighter

Oi Ben pass the kung fu!

kung fu by robuttt October 7, 2006

kung fu 

The art of extreme computer hacking. Also a derogative term to call someone's computer defenses weak. As demonstrated in the movie "the core"

"my kung fu can hack the FBI"

"your kung fu is not strong!"

kung fu by iamthefosh January 13, 2009

kung fu 

Part of one of the dumbest lines, from one of the dumbest movies, the matrix. Use it if you are trying to mock the fake, Hollywood "kung fu" that Keanu Reeves appears to learn. Alternate use: to mock Keanu Reeves in general.

"I know kung fu." - Neo in the Matrix

kung fu by Dain December 9, 2004

kung fu 

Best damn NES game ever created, you take on midgets, pink guys who like to hug you, and dudes in blue who through shit at you, not to mention you can kick dragons in the face. the son of a bitch boss will laugh at you if you don't beat him though.

I played Kung Fu on an emulator last night, it was fuckin sweet.

kung fu by thebrosef June 2, 2007

kung fu 

Cat food mixed with squirrel and ferrets and lots of veggies

I sure can go for some kung fu from that korean place over in china town.

kung fu by Grasshopper October 1, 2003

Kung Fu 

a "fighting" style that allows japaneese people to think that they have their own cool style to kick someone's ass, but is really just an expression that says- "hit me, seriously, i will throw very light, shity punches that would only hurt japs and frenchmen"

"bring it, i will Kung Fu your ass down!" 2 hours later:
"so, doctor, how much blood was lost again? i cant remember because of the cuncussion that italian kid gave me..."

Kung Fu by Pietro Hogue May 5, 2008

kung fu 

noun: to kung fu
adj: of or like kung fu
pronoun: i dunno.

daaaamn.. that lil man got kung fu'd by that big man!

kung fu by rayhan April 3, 2003