Sad Kermit

The most influential of all musicians. He's so real it's unreal. Sad Kermit was dumped by piggy and as a result he became very depressed and started to spiral into a world of depression, heroin, alcohol, and self harm. This depression influenced him to start covering other songs that are known to be sad. He covers Elliott Smith's Twilight and Needle and the Hay, Nine Inch Nails Hurt, and Hallelujah.

Dude I feel so sad and Sad Kermit get's me through everything, I love you Sad Kermit Stay in there man!!!

by VaYnE FTW January 7, 2010

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kromitis

Kromitis is when you are at a bar of strip joint and you start to believe that the girls there realy like you and arnt just being nice so they can get more money out of you.

Rick, John, and Brain were at the strip joint and they all came down with a mean case of kromitis.

by Rick Bleakney April 10, 2005

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Doing Kermit

The action of getting high by licking toads/frogs covered with hallucinogenic chemicals

"Toad licking" is also known as: "lilly-padding", "frenching the prince", and "doing kermit"

by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005

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Calm it kermit

named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.

for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN

oi jezza calm it kermit!

by jammersthejam July 24, 2010

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Kermit the Frog

Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.

Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*

by heathiekins October 8, 2008

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Kermitface

The look you have on your face when there are no words to describe how you feel because someone says or does something incredibly stupid, hilarious, or unbelievable. In it's most perfect form it looks exactly like Kermit the frog's face.

After seeing, and disregarding, a sign reading "Do Not Enter", Jeff drove his car up the exit ramp of the parking lot, over the security spikes, then complained to his co-workers about having 4 flat tires. Upon seeing and hearing this, they all kermitfaced Jeff for his stupidity.

by KermitCPhT March 16, 2014

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