Kooch Machine

A machine that is shaped like a vagina/pussy that you can insert your penis in.

Male 1: Hey bro did you get the kooch machine?
Male 2: Yea bruh got me real hard

by Grundle Gargle June 7, 2016

Kooch Bag

1. Slang term for a douche bag
2. A person who is a jerk

1. "She bought some kooch bags because they were on sale."
2. "Megan is acting like a major kooch bag because it's her time of the month."

by S. Krupa October 22, 2007

koochie

Slang for vagina.

Dinner? No Thanks I filled up on some grade-A koochie..

by Troy February 19, 2003

koochysack

a small (though generous) bag of weed

"That koochysack should be enough for 2 blunts."

by Mizz Hoey May 10, 2010

koonchi zang

booty call, specifically a referring to a diminutive booty. Of Persian origin.

Q "Why did Eddie have to go pick his coworker up from BART at 11:30 p.m. on a weeknight?"
A "Duh! She's his koonchi zang!"

by ami am September 3, 2006

Koomcha

The Greatest Game Ever Created. People Stand In A Circle,Moving Up And Down,Chanting "Koomcha,Koomcha,Koomcha". While Everyone Is Chanting,Someone Takes Their Hand And Forms Kind Of A Duck Bill Shape And Says "Bunny,Bunny"(Hand Facing Themselves) Then They Say "Bunny,Bunny" (Hand Towards Another Person). Then That Person "Bunnies" Someone Else And So On. When A Person Is Bunnied,The Person To The Right And Left Of That Person,Turns Towards Them And Waves Their Arms In A Sort Wave Type Fashion And Says "Tiki,Tiki,Tiki,Tiki". And The Game Goes On Like That!

"We Played Koomcha At At Youth Group Last Night,It Was Awesome"

by super_steve2009 May 13, 2010

Kooch Ass

a person that is not willing to take risks, usually a female

Yo bitch! Quit bein' such a little Kooch Ass!

by Bullrog & Gambit August 10, 2010