Burpin' Kojak

To Masturbate.

Sorry I took so long in the shower, I was burpin' Kojak.

by John Detlor March 13, 2009

kojang

a group of malay boys that have a long penis
kojang

Nikal and Manul have a quite kojang
They play with it everynight at mustaiddin.

by amkur November 17, 2019

Kojack Moment

A moment when one is craving to smoke a cigarette.
Referring to a Kodak Moment when a nice picture is taken and a moment is took to appreciate the picture.

person 1: Ey mayne im bored and stressed.
Person 2: Nigga its a kojack moment!

by Saeid March 29, 2008

Kolja

Kolja is the best guy you can meet. He's a great magician and loves to impress you!

Huii das war mal wieder was - Kolja

by Nettermann123 March 23, 2020

kojaks rollneck

As in the penis and forskin
resembling Kojak (Telly Savalas) in a roll neck sweater

Kojaks roll neck is a little sore after last night with the wife

by eggydip June 11, 2004

Kojoam

Originating from the Persian language (Farsi): Meaning "where the fuck am i?". Normally used in situations where a person has lost their soul or their mind. Or when they have no clue at all where they are or what is happening around them.

At a rave party - Behnam: These pills we had are crazy bro, i dont have a clue where i am or what is happening.
Kazem: Please tell me one thing, KOJOAM!!!!!???

by nikibin November 2, 2006

Konja

Okay, this is the REAL definition. Konja is a boss, someone who gets mad pussy, and someone who is rich as hell. If your last name is Konja you are probably the highest ranked amongst all chaldeans. Your name is also well known.

Alex Konja is probably the most recognizable name in Michigan.

by Dragon Eyez3 March 3, 2009