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Kortney

A girl who has a dark past. She has a hard time getting through the day and has extreme anxiety. She is often taken avantage of and mentally abused by her 'friends'. If she falls in love she falls hard and has a hard time getting over it. If you break her heart you will often regret it because she is an amazing, friendly, beautiful, but sad girl. She will take her smile until it becomes too much and if she explodes, the best to do is forgive her.
"Is Kortney okay? She's smiling but her eyes have lost her sparkle..."

"I think I did something.. but she hasn't told me what."
"That's Kortney for you, always putting everyone before her..."
by Littlepuppy1123 May 18, 2018
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Kourtney

An amazing friend.
A girl who cares for everyone.
Someone always there for you.
A person who will share her life with you.
Kourtney tends to love needles.
And possibly blood. But that doesnt stop us.
She is an amazing person.


Klever.
Kute.
Kreative.
Three 'k's to go with her amazing name.
I love my kourtney. <333
Me: aww how're you babe?
Kourtney: im alright. a bit sick though =S
Me: Mwah , a kish better.
-kourtney blushes-
by Teddie Bear. February 7, 2009
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Kourtney Amber

A woman beautiful in all regards, phsyically, mentally, psychologically.... highly intelligent, witty, charismatic, with a devilish, enveloping seduction to her. Funny as they come. She is an amazing listener, loves pasta, and has a smile that can brighten the darkest of days. Entrancing dark brown eyes that are easy to get completely lost in. Loves deep, and will be the loyal to the man she has fell in love with.
Theres a girl I'm addicted to like crack! J needs that Kourtney Amber yo! Brah😂
by Warloch the one and only December 14, 2017
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Kourtney

Kourtney is a wonderful friend she will help you all the time she can be rude sometimes but she is an awesome friend
Kourtney is awesome
by Queengucci111 July 11, 2019
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Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian is the older sister of Kim Kardashian, and is famous for being on Keeping Up With The Kardashians , a reality show following the Kardashian Klan. She also appeared in Filthily Rich Cattle Drive, a show where spoilt kids are put in the country and have to survive whilst doing challenges ( hilarious ) She has a boyfriend, Scott Dissick, a businessman who is known for his outlandish personality and sharp dressing. He and Kourtney Kardashian have a child together, Mason Dash-Dissick. Kourtney kardashian has also stared in two spin off shows of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami and Kourtney and Kim Take New York. No-one really knows why all thenames start with K, but it is probably because of the surname beginning with K. Kourtney has two real sisters, Kim Kadashian, a reality star also and businesswoman, Khloe Kardashian, her younger sister, a reality star and socialite. She has one brother, Robert Kardashian, Dancing With the Stars star and reality star. She has three step-sisters, Kendall Jenner, model and reality star and Kylie Jenner.Her mother, Kris Jenner is her manager and her step-dad Bruce Jenner is there to push her! . She is half Armenian and appreciates her roots as she and her sisters have designed a jewelry range for Armenian designers. She and her sisters have also designed Kardashian collection, a quite nice range for budget store Sears.
Wow! There's Kourtney Kardashian! I wanna take a photo!

Guy: Wow, last night i saw Kourtney Kardashian on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and it changed my mind!

Guy 2: How?

Guy: Well they were just so funny!
by lollageduvet March 20, 2012
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Kourtney

A amazing girl with beautiful brown eyes.. Roughly 5"8 and extremely good looking.

Is not too good at checkers though :P
Person 1: "Did you see that hot girl over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah shes hot but not nearly as hot as Kourtney."
by Typo* February 13, 2010
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Kourtney Maneuver

Having anal sex, and once the guy has cummed, he proceeds to suck the cum back out.
That crazy bitch wanted me to Kourtney Maneuver her, and it was so sick
by pbshot February 12, 2008
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