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Koen is your neighbour dad who spoils his kids with expensive clothes. He probably works at a pretty big company and only eats biological foods. He goes out to run and loves chilling in his big garden. He just wants the best for his family but doesnt mind being an absolute asshole to anybody to make sure he achieves what he wants.
Have you seen koen? No, he is hiding behind the big fence in his massive garden. I tought i saw him on my way home but he didnt even notice me, he probably was listening to some financial podcast.
Koen by the consular January 16, 2022
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Also known as Fanta, a very good friend and son who I love very much, enjoys ToonTown and Megaman, uses he/she/it/bro pronouns, badass, amazing artist
"You know Koen?"

"Yeah I know it, bro's so cool."
Koen by Cogfucker4000 June 20, 2022
koen is literally the best boyfriend ever istg 💔💔
koen by dumb bitch syndrome November 20, 2023
Tall big and handsome and mine. Sorry not sorry!

Can also confirm the rumours...
Koen is all mine!
Koen by koenswife January 18, 2025
he’s so sexy and cute- i want him to have my babies 😍😍😍
“i want koēn to fuck me”
koēn by dakotah0dell July 31, 2021

Koen King 

The king of Koen, a small region in Eastern Africa. Wears a magic hat and drinks the semen of virgins.
Tourist #1: Did you see the Koen King?
Tourist #2: Yeah, he drank my semen.
Koen King by Mod Hebeee July 14, 2010