kodiak split

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.

Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.

by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019

kodiak with a kodak

'70s CB slang for police with radar; picture taker

We have a Kodiak with a Kodak on the eastbound I-80 at mile marker 220.

by oneoldgeezer November 6, 2007

Kodiak Moment

When you witness an extremely one-sided fight worthy of get pictures of, stills or video, on a camera phone or digital camera. The Kodiak would be the person issuing the beating.

Then she stuck that girl in the face, grabbed both sides of her head, and just kept slamming it into the wall. I wish I had my phone, because it was such a Kodiak Moment.

by Fanster March 25, 2007

Kodiak Bear

When you kill an elephant

Person #1 - Oh shit that elephant looks mad.

Person #2 - Ya, I had to kodiak bear it.

by Cody Acbear September 24, 2007

Kodiak in the cave

The last loud fart right before you need to leave the room to drop a deuce.

Bob: Dude, I think you just shit your pants
Dan: Nope, that was the Kodiak in the cave, and he is growling to get out.

by Dannnn August 27, 2007

kodiak wintergreen

the best dip there is

hillbillly #1yo u want some kodiak wintergreen?
hillbilly #2hells yea dude, kodiak is for men, copenhagen is for pussies

by name definitions for everyone, January 10, 2020

kodiak snuff

A type of Chewing Tabacco. Like others come in a veritey of flavors, or in pouches. May cause mouth cancer.

My Kodiak snuff was flavored spearment.

by Matt Det. May 21, 2008