A grayish-white tree-dwelling marsupial with surprisingly very course fur (more like a cow's tail than a kitten's fur.), extremely dangerously sharp teeth and claws, and large, "fluffy" ears.
When Koalas are awake they will usually give you the "death stare", often mistaken as a cute and tired look, as well as hiss, growl, and/or a loud screech displaying their unusually sharp, and very dangerous, teeth.
Koalas are extremely aggressive towards their own kind, which is why they prefer to sleep separately in different trees, otherwise it would be very common to see dead Koalas lying on the grass below a tree with blood trailing down from the top of the tree...
I hope you enjoyed!
When Koalas are awake they will usually give you the "death stare", often mistaken as a cute and tired look, as well as hiss, growl, and/or a loud screech displaying their unusually sharp, and very dangerous, teeth.
Koalas are extremely aggressive towards their own kind, which is why they prefer to sleep separately in different trees, otherwise it would be very common to see dead Koalas lying on the grass below a tree with blood trailing down from the top of the tree...
I hope you enjoyed!
The act of hugging/attaching ones self to another in an attempt to cuddle. This act often involves the use of your arms and legs and inhibits the other from being able to move.
All I wanted to do was cuddle but my girlfriend was not in the mood, so I just started koalaing her.
by Nikolai579 February 23, 2014
A type of marsupial that pretends to eat eucalyptus leaves. The truth, however, is that these leaves are almost nutritionally useless, and that the ebil koalas must resort to fiery warfare ending in bloody cannibalistic feasts upon scorched koala flesh that last centuries. In spite of this insanity, many people, especially female people, are fond of them.
by IAMTHELORDTHYGOD February 03, 2008
Untrimmed bikini line/pubic hair that escapes the sides of your underwear, resembling a koala's ears
by Frick. October 09, 2008
"The Koala (Phascolarctos cinereus; sometimes also spelled Phascolarctus cinereus) is a thickset arboreal marsupial herbivore endemic to Australia, and the only representative of its family, Phascolarctidae". Don't fuck with them.
Check out that Koala just chillen, eatin Eucalyptus.
You don't mess with the Koalas. Especially Kids with Sticks, or Tea Bags.
You don't talk about the Koalas.
You don't mess with the Koalas. Especially Kids with Sticks, or Tea Bags.
You don't talk about the Koalas.
by Koala-olic March 13, 2005
A person who clings to the couch, gets stoned, and sleeps. Much like a koala who clings to trees, gets high off the eucalyptus leaves, and sleeps most of the day.
Jane: Did you go to the movies with Tom?
Sarah: No, all he does is get baked, plays Call of Duty on his couch, and sleeps!
Jane: What a koala!!
Sarah: No, all he does is get baked, plays Call of Duty on his couch, and sleeps!
Jane: What a koala!!
by sean*23* November 25, 2010
When someone hugs or shows affection to someone that they don't actually like, maybe they have an ulterior motive or are just to nesh to show what they actually feel....
by xXBOOSHXx February 04, 2010